etiquette
lesson number 1:
if you're at someone's house, don't floss your teeth in their living room while watching tv...and especially don't then drop your used nasty floss in your popcorn bowl for me to find the next morning as i'm doing dishes.
lesson number 2:
when at someone's house, don't chew your fingernails so loudly that it disrupts everyones television experience...especially don't then take the nasty chewed off finger nail out of your mouth and wipe it on the couch, blanket or spit it on the floor.
that ends our etiquette lesson for the day.
if you're at someone's house, don't floss your teeth in their living room while watching tv...and especially don't then drop your used nasty floss in your popcorn bowl for me to find the next morning as i'm doing dishes.
lesson number 2:
when at someone's house, don't chew your fingernails so loudly that it disrupts everyones television experience...especially don't then take the nasty chewed off finger nail out of your mouth and wipe it on the couch, blanket or spit it on the floor.
that ends our etiquette lesson for the day.
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