note to self
while your son is hanging out, enjoying his naked time on his activity mat in the morning, and you choose to check your email...make sure to cover his lower body.
if you forget and you look up to find a golden stream arching through the air and landing on the caret, remember that this is solely your fault because you knew better than to leave things unprotected!
in related reminders...while holding, nursing or playing with naked son, don't be surprised if the rumble you hear is followed up by another surprise...maybe it would be best to keep a diaper on...or at least wrap that area with a blanket as to not soil yourself.
remember that the diaper is your friend...use it!!
if you forget and you look up to find a golden stream arching through the air and landing on the caret, remember that this is solely your fault because you knew better than to leave things unprotected!
in related reminders...while holding, nursing or playing with naked son, don't be surprised if the rumble you hear is followed up by another surprise...maybe it would be best to keep a diaper on...or at least wrap that area with a blanket as to not soil yourself.
remember that the diaper is your friend...use it!!
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