porn calendar

this morning i was searching for a new calendar. we have a large and quite ugly calendar hanging in our kitchen. i have a love-hate relationship with it. i hate it because it's ugly. bit time. but it's big and i can see everything on it. i can sit in the living room and look up and see the date. i really like that part of it.
i want a calendar like it, but nice to look at as well. so i got onto amazon to find a big calendar.

here were some on the results on the first 3 pages...and let me preface again, that it was amazon...

the big breast calendar
meat 2009
big rigs
naked black men
bear men

amazon, you really disappointed me today. i'm really getting sick of our culture and our perversion of sex. i'll just go find a calendar in a store.