It has already begun

Today, as I was getting myself ready, things seemed to go swimmingly. My shower was lovey, the clothes I picked out matched...but things seemed to come crashing to a halt when I went to prep my hair. I shook the moose bottle, sprayed it in my palm, rubbed my hands together and then smeared it on my face.

yup...my face.

I think I have a problem. I can't believe I just admitted this! oye!

Pregnancy brain has begun...Lord help me please! If you see me with abnormally shiny skin, know I must have put moose on my face rather than lotion and kindly let me know.